Anime Review: Seikon no Qwaser OVA

(Originally published on Livejournal on 12/9/10)

Anime Review in a Minute:
Seikon no Qwaser Original Video Animation

Anime Review in a Minute: What this is all about. — Watching all the anime shows so you don’t HAVE to!

tl;dr review: Something about extracting breast milk with strange see-saw horse machines; Oh screw it, no one’s watching this for the plot anyways.

What It’s About: BOOBIES. That is all.

Assorted video captures from the episode – click on each picture for a full-sized view in a new window:

My Thoughts: Apparently there is some sort of plot here, but I really don’t know what it is. There’s these warriors called “Qwasers” who get their supernatural power by drinking fresh breast milk (yes, it *is* as stupid as it sounds). As near as I can figure, this “special” is an episode that fits between episodes 10 and 11 of the regular series, so it’s like jumping in the middle of everything. Something about a well-endowed girl with glasses running afoul of some pre-teen silver-haired girl, glasses girl’s mother gets seduced into some strange cult involving drawing out toxins through their breasts while straddling strange rocking horse machines, and silver-haired girl comes to the rescue with a strange fighter in a coffin. I really didn’t pay too much attention, so I might have gotten the details wrong or missed something….

…but the plot is entirely meaningless. There’s no reason to pay attention to it at all. Instead, the entire reason for this show even existing at all is to show the boobies…lots and lots and lots of boobies, over and over again. There’s so much nudity it was a bit of a challenge getting relevant screen shots above. Frankly, I don’t know *why* they even try to tell a story, since no one fapping watching this show is hanging on the finer plot points. They should have just gone the extra half-degree and just made a straightforward porno instead of this piece of crap.

If you like lots and lots of tits wagged in your face for absolutely no reason and you have a lactation fetish, then this show is for you. That’s about it.

For more info:

Anime News Network entry: http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/anime.php?id=10873
Opening video theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3geb4sHECUQ

The Verdict:

The tally for Fall 2010 season first episodes so far:
Passing Grade: Soredemo Machi wa Mawatteiru, My Little Sister Can’t Be This Cute, The World God Only Knows, Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt, Psychic Detective Yakumo, Shinryaku! Ika Musume, Letter Bee Reverse, Bakuman, Otome Youkai Zakura, Yozakura Quartet: Hoshi no Umi, Arakawa Under the Bridge x Bridge, Kuragehime, To Aru Kagaku no Railgun Special

Failing grade: MM!, Star Driver, Iron Man, Fortune Arterial, Motto To Love-ru, Tantei Opera Milky Holmes, Yumeiro Patissiere Professional, Tamayura, To Aru Majutsu no Index 2, Hyakka Ryouran Samurai Girls, Sora no Otoshimono Forte, Yosuga no Sora, Robin With His 100 Friends, Agriculture Girl, Hidamari Sketch x Hoshimittsu Special, You Are Umasou, Hakuouki: Hekketsu-roku, Super Robot Wars OG: The Inspector, Air Gear: Break on the Sky, Megane na Kanojo

The last of the Fall 2010 shows to review — only one left, yay!: Da Capo D. C. I and II PSP OVA

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